Hormone Hiatus
Card Quotes

For the Outside Greeting of each card:

1. Pick a quote. Selections can be from our entire data bank, not just HH
2. Remember the quote number and the first 3 words (you'll enter them on the order page) or
3. Use a favorite quote of your own (you'll write it on the order page)

For the Inside Message of each card:

1. Use the inside message paired with that quote (you'll select it on the order page) or
2. Change that inside message to better suit your situation (you'll write it on the order page) or
3. Pick an inside message (paired with a different quote) that works better (you'll write it on the order page) or
4. Use your own inside message (you'll write it on the order page)

Once you've decided on a gift and the quote/message you want, return to the product page (by clicking on Back or the gift link) and click on a Buy It button. You'll enter your quote/message information on the order page.

Quote
"It was ordained at the beginning of the world that
certain signs should prefigure certain events."

Suggestion
Make the card humorous with an inside message that says, And you thought it was the flu. Happy Mid-Life Birthday!

Quote
"We are dancing on a volcano."

Suggestion
Add the theme of menopause with an inside message that says,
That is suddenly erupting
Onto what was once
Our terra firma.
Ah, Menopause
How it reconfigures us.
Mellow the magma with this.

Quote
"O, the thorns we stand upon!"

Suggestion
Connect this quote to menopause with an inside message that says, . . . as the petals fall from the fully opened bloom. Maintain a mid-life blossom with this.

Quote
"What, has this thing appeared again tonight?"

Suggestion
This quote can be connected to menopause, if the inner message says, Sweltering heat and drenched sheets! Try this mid-life relief.

Quote
"It is the stars,
The stars above us, govern our conditions."

Suggestion
This comment can be linked to menopause if the inner card says,
Change your star's mid-life condition
From supernova to a quiet remission.
Then put to quick use the things in this can
And you're heavenly body will have a balanced flight plan.

Quote
"I have seen a medicine
That's able to breath life into a stone."

Suggestion
Connect this quote to menopause by having the inside message read, . . . and bring harmony to hormones. This is better than estrogen and has no side affects. So, pop the lid and feel like a kid.

Quote
"Hot and bothered."

Suggestion
Connect this quote to an inside message that says, Be cool and comfortable with this.

Quote
"Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore,
So do our minutes hasten to their end,
Each changing place with that which goes before,
In sequent toil all forwards do contend."

Suggestion
To introduce a menopause theme, have inside message read: Reset your clock to mid-life savings time and halt this theft-of-youth crime. Look inside.

Quote
"It's a sudden tsunami rushing to shore.
It's your mid-life minutes marching toward the door
It's life's great feminine shift.
Disrupting the rhythm, repossessing the gift
Committing bodily treason."

Suggestion

Connect this quote to an inside message that says, Halt the havoc with this.

Quote
"Those memory lapses, drenching sweats, and sudden bouts of heat
Together with expanding hips, frail bones, and crow's feet
Are not the diagnostic symptoms of some transitory flu
But proof, my dear, that estrogen is bidding you adieu."

Suggestion
Connect this quote to an inside message that says, Subdue the symptoms with this.